Lion Heart Mission Board

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D Rank Missions
All D-Rank missions require 2 posts.

Name: Haunted House
Rank: D
Objective: Fiore is a curious place, where just about anything is possible. There are many old houses, with dark rumors of lingering spirits and even monsters. Find one such house, investigate, and clear our any malicious spirits or monsters that may be inside (or help out any benevolent ones, if you so desire).
Reward: 100J and a mouse trap that can be extended or shrunk to any size under ten feet.

Name: Pervert's Paradise
Rank: D
Objective: A lecherous old man is running a strange restaurant in Onibas, where all of the staff are dressed in exotic outfits that vary from day to day, catering to those who wish to dine in utter bliss and fantasy. Recently, his business has boomed, expanding rapidly over night. He is having trouble finding additional workers. Wear the costume they provide you with and keep the customers entertained for a while.
Reward: 100J and a customized cosplay outfit!

Name: Forbidden Fruit
Rank: D
Objective: The guild chef has heard rumors that deep within the Sleeping Forest there is a rare tree that bears a fruit said to be the sweetest fruit of all. Retrieve one of these large fruit and bring it back - but be warned, the inhabitants of the forest are very fond of this treat. They will attack you if they see you taking one!
Reward: 100J and some tasty chocolate.

Name: Scammers Get Scammed
Rank: D
Objective: A scammer just scammed a young couple out of their home! Use your wit and intelligence to scam the scammer into giving the house back.
Reward: 100J

Name: It’s so Cold
Rank: D
Objective: A family pet has gone missing in the nearby cave. Find it and return it.
Reward: 100J and a small pet of choice.

Name: Bikinis and Speedos
Rank: D
Objective: The guild's personal beach needs a life guard! Guard it for a while until the lifeguard returns from an appointment.
Reward: 100J and a single-use pill that allows you to speak with water for one thread.

Credit to Sakura for the Missions

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C Rank Missions
All C-Rank missions require 4 posts.

Name: Spilled Booze
Rank: C
Objective: The guild has open bar night and we would like you to kick out a few of the more rowdy drunks who are causing problems. Act as a bouncer for one night.
Reward: 200J and as much beer as you can drink for one thread.

Name: Secrets Are Meant to Be Kept
Rank: C
Objective: Someone inside the guild is leaking information to the public about its secret affairs. Find them and teach them their lesson. Do not kill them.
Reward: 200J and a single-use spray that completely masks your presence for one post. Deactivated when attacking.

Name: Send This One to The Grave
Rank: C
Objective: Someone has stolen a highly expensive gem from the museum. Find him and retrieve the gem by any means necessary.
Reward: 200J and a single-use mini robot that can fight another robot.

Name: Innocent Until Proven Guilty
Rank: c
Objective: One of your guild members has been incarcerated. Visit them in the local prison, get whatever details you can, then head out to search for clues that proves his or her innocence or guilt.
Reward: 200J and a trinket that can be used once per post that spawns a piece of bacon whenever activated.

Name: Busted
Rank: C
Objective: There is a small group of people selling contraband in Harujion. Apprehend the suspects and bring them to the government with the contraband as evidence to collect your reward.
Reward: 200J and some.... hallucinogenic drugs? Why did you get drugs?

Name: Night Patrol
Rank: C
Objective: Spend a night patrolling Onibas. Criminal activity has been rising steadily and the local guild needs assistance in keeping the criminals in check.
Reward: 200J and a single-use magic pen that allows you to remember anything you write down with it.

Name: Bounty: Alexia
Rank: C
Objective: A rouge mage has been causing havoc all over Tear Desert. Intel reports that she uses requip magic and can be identified by large, rabbit-like ears protruding from her head. Bring your client her head!
Reward: 200J

Credit to Sakura for the Missions

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B Rank Missions
All B-Rank missions require 5 posts.

Name: Bounty: Richard the Cockatrice
Rank: B
Objective: Richard the Cockatrice has found its way into a small town and is refusing to leave. It seems to want to make the town its new home, and has been turning all of the people that it encounters into stone. Slay the beast in order to return the townspeople to normal - but don't look into it's eyes, or you'll share the same fate as the townsfolk. Bring your client its head!
Reward: 1,200J and Meter Contacts: These work like Meter Glasses, but in contact form.

Name: Wyvern Extermination
Rank: B
Objective: If one has managed to defeat all of the other monsters that has plagued Fiore, they may take on the largest, strongest monster that has recently appeared - a wyvern. It has currently made Mount Hakobe it's home, but it keeps attacking nearby towns and anyone that so much as walks by the mountain. Find this Wyvern and exterminate it!

Careful! Independent mages have also received this request. Only the person who lands the finishing blow can claim the reward! [Join a mission also named "Wyvern Extermination". Or, if none are present, make your own. Max 1 consecutive post per day.]
Reward: 1,200J and a B-rank weapon of choice.

Name: Bounty: Larry the Lobster
Rank: B
Objective: A man named "Grunt" has hired you to kill an unaligned mage that goes by the title of "Larry". Larry is a powerful water mage with beady black eyes and two red claws for hands. His skin is as thick as the exoskeleton of a lobster. It seems like he has also hired some mages from Phantom Cloak to get the job done. Only the mage that lands the finishing blow on Larry will get the reward money. Bring your client his head! [Join a Phantom Cloak mission also named "Bounty: Larry the Lobster". Or, if none are present, make your own. Max 1 consecutive post per day.]
Reward: 1,200J and a single-use voodoo doll that controls a NPC for one post.

Name: Bounty: Al the Alchemist
Rank: C
Objective: An alchemist has created a potion that drains a mage's magic and he is selling it to anyone with enough coin to sate his greed. Infiltrate his laboratory, which is located somewhere within the Castle Ruins, and dispose of him. Be careful of his potion. Bring your client his head!
Reward: 550J

Name: Retrieve the Golden Egg
Rank: B
Objective: Some archeologists want help uncovering a golden egg from an ancient tomb in Lyon Graveyard. It has lain untouched for hundreds of years because it is rigged with several traps and infested with ancient monsters. Use your wit and power to survive the mission and protect the archeologists.

Careful! It seems that Fairy Tail also has their eyes on the prize. Reach the egg before a mage from Fairy Tail does, or you will get no reward! [Join a Fairy Tail mission also named "Retrieve the Golden Egg". Or, if none are present, make your own. Max 1 consecutive post per day.]
Reward: 1,200J and Wind Reading Contacts: These work like Wind Reading Glasses, but in contact form.

Credit to Sakura for the Missions