Phantom Cloak Mission Board

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D Rank Missions

Name: Like stealing candy from a baby
Rank: D
Objective: Your client, Geoffrey, is an eight-year-old kid with some serious money. He reports that some kids have a lot of candy but are not willing to share. Your job is to take their candy. Half of the candy goes to Geoffrey, and the other half is for you. Do not harm the client.
Reward: 100J and a bag of candy.

Name: Nightlights
Rank: D
Objective: Your client has an odd sense of humor. Your job is to break into the daycare center at night and break all their night lights. Afterwards, meet him in town to collect your money.
Reward: 100J

Name: Kitty cat
Rank: D
Objective: A few cats have been singing too loud at night. Your job is to find as many ally cats you can get a hold of and creatively exterminate them in front of the client.
Reward: 100j and a pet cat, if you wish.

Name: Breaking windows
Rank: D
Objective: Your mission is to break the windows of some houses. Meet with the client to determine which buildings to ruin.
Reward: 100j and a single-use pill that allows you to talk to buildings for one thread.

Name: Who let the dogs out?
Rank: D
Objective: Your client absolutely abhors dog pounds. Your mission is to sneak in unnoticed and free all the dogs.
Reward: 100J and a pet dog, if you wish.

Name: Scare tactics
Rank: D
Objective: First, meet the client. He or she will instruct you on who to scare and how to do it. You are to complete the mission without hurting the client or the person you are scaring.
Reward: 100j and a trinket that scares an NPC for one post.

Name: A Good Student
Rank: D
Objective: Your mission is to sneak into the local high school and find the client's grading papers. Change his grades to all As.
Reward: 100J and your choice of school supply: pencil, paper, ruler, or scissors.

Name: Lowering Prices
Rank: D
Objective: Your client hates how high the local grocery store prices are. Your job is to break all the windows of the store and steal some items for your client.
Reward: 100J and a D-rank weapon from the shop.

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C Rank Missions

Name: The Killing Joke
Rank: C
Objective: This is more or less a badge of honor for the guild members. Your mission is to get into the Adonis Asylum and stay there for a few days as a patient. Once you have been there for a few days you are to break out while trying to keep your insanity intact.
Reward: 200j and a D-rank weapon of choice.

Name: Jumping Travelers
Rank: C
Objective: Your mission is to jump travelers who pass through the ruins. The goal is not actually to scare them, but to make sure they know who runs this region.
Reward: 200J and a trinket that can be used once per post that spawns a piece of bacon whenever activated.

Name: Teary Eyes
Rank: C
Objective: A guild member has left the guild recently. Not only did he leave without the beating, but he also released private information about us. Your mission is to find him and make him regret it. He was last seen at Tear Village.
Reward: 200J and a single-use spray that completely masks your presence for one post. Deactivated when attacking.

Name: Burning Crops
Rank: C
Objective: The client is a farmer located in Kunugi. He hasn't been making much money lately because he believes his neighbors are stealing all his business. Your job is to burn some of their crops.
Reward: 200J and your own cow that gives an unlimited supply of milk.

Name: Backup
Rank: C
Objective: Your mission is to go Onibas. The client is a loan shark and requires some assistance with getting money from clients.
Reward: 200J

Name:Technicolor Color
Rank: C
Objective: In Technicolor Village there is a Knight of the Magic Council named William Bruce. Despite his status, he's not exactly bright or strong. Your mission is to capture him and gain information that has anything to do with your client, who is supposedly a wanted criminal. The knight, however, cannot be killed or beaten too badly. If you do, you might attract too much attention to us.
Reward: 200J and a single-use mini robot that can fight another robot.

Name: Midnight Murder
Rank: C
Objective: Lyon Graveyard is the quiet resting place for the dead. However, lately the deceased have had their final resting places dug up by grave robbers. Please teach these hooligans not to mess with our turf. After all, this village isn’t big enough for two groups of grave robbers.
Reward: 200J and as much beer as you can drink for one thread.

Name: Charming
Rank: C
Objective: The client will give you three, twelve-hour Charm Lacrima (That is, 3x Charm Lacrima that lasts for twelve hours). You are requested to use this illegal Lacrima to charm three female mages and bring them to the client's boat so that said client can use them for human trafficking.
Reward: 200J and a single-use potion that makes your irresistible (sexually) to NPCs for one post.

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B Rank Missions

Name: "Save" the Princess
Rank: B
Objective: Some girl ran away from home to join a new guild called "Funky Hat" in Technicolor Village. Daddy dearest is offering plenty of moolah for her capture. He wants you to catch his little girl and bring her back unharmed.
Reward: 1,200j and Wind Reading Contacts: These work like Wind Reading Glasses, but in contact form.

Name: Lucky Rabbit's Foot
Rank: B
Objective: A new guild called "Rabbit Foot" recently opened in Clover. Those pesky plebes think they can do anything they want! Their puny guild master gave a pathetic attempt at stopping us, but we easily defeated him and ordered Rabbit Foot to give us money for his release. Now their second-in-command, a bunny-girl named Sukibani has recruited Fairy Tail to get their leader back! We have to show them who's boss. [Join a Fairy Tail mission also named "Lucky Rabbit's Foot". Or, if none are present, make your own. Max 1 consecutive post per day.]
Reward: 1,200j and slave-bunny girl "Sukibani", that you can force to do anything you want for one thread. [NPC moderated]

Name: Monkeying Around
Rank: B
Objective: The zoo in Magnolia town has been taken over by a High Level mage from Phantom Cloak with the power to cast a hypnotic spell over animals - a spell which puts them under his complete and utter control. All people have supposedly vacated the premises and the doors have been barred to prevent the animals from spilling into the streets of Magnolia, but they will not last long without assistance. Your job is to help him destroy the zoo. Make sure he is not harmed! Some of those independent mage scoundrels have been asked to stop him! Only the one who succeeds gets the prize!

[Join a mission also named "Monkeying Around". Or, if none are present, make your own. Max 1 consecutive post per day.]
Reward: 1,200j and a B-rank pet of your choice. Must be approved by customs.

Name: Tear Desert Mayhem
Rank: B
Objective: Your job is to simply eradicate all of the villages in Tear Desert. They have not been paying their living cost lately, and we need to teach them a lesson.

Careful! Fairy Tail members have been called to stop your actions. Show them who really runs the desert! [Join a Fairy Tail mission also named "Tear Desert Mayhem" and put a stop to their actions. Or, if none are present, make your own. Max 1 consecutive post per day.]
Reward: 1,200J and Meter Contacts: These work like Meter Glasses, but in contact form.


Name: Bounty: Larry the Lobster
Rank: B
Objective:A man named "Grunt" has hired you to kill an unaligned mage that goes by the title of "Larry". Larry is a powerful water mage with beady black eyes and two red claws for hands. His skin is as thick as the exoskeleton of a lobster. It seems like he has also hired some mages from Lions Heart to get the job done. Only the mage that lands the finishing blow on Larry will get the reward money. [Join a Lion Heart mission also named "Bounty: Larry the Lobster". Or, if none are present, make your own. Max 1 consecutive post per day.]
Reward: 1,200j and a single-use voodoo doll that controls a NPC for one post.